9th May 2008
Happy Birthday to Taxi!
WWA Online has learned that a fan caught two of the WWA's roster on their mobile phone camera enjoying themselves in a rather swanky bar in Los Angeles, this past week. WWA United States Champion Andy McMirra and Seth Copeland were filmed drinking beer and laughing at McMirra's idiotic sidekick Taxi. Rumours are that they were out helping Taxi celebrate his 26th Birthday. The following is some dialogue caught on camera by the fan.....
McMirra: Hahahahaha, look at him, he's off his tits!
Copeland: He looks like a a teenager who's been drinking cider on a street corner on a Friday Night!
McMirra and Copeland: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Taxi staggers to his feet, a slight bit of vomit on his shirt collar.)
Taxi: Who do youuuu fink you are, you cant dfjd swpeka to Taxiiiiiiii like vat.
McMirra: HAHAHAHA, watch this, watch this, he'll do anything. Hey, Taxi, that woman over there is giving you the eye why don't you go over and speak to her.
Copeland: No need to be smooth, just grab her ass, she'll like that!
(Taxi turns and looks at the woman in question, she's around 57 years old, ugly and miserable, standing on her own trying to look pretty.)
Taxi: Pwepare to be amezeeed
(Copeland shakes his head and looks at McMirra shocked.)
Copeland: Holy sh*t, he's gonna do it!
McMirra: Watch.....he's an idiot.
(Taxi staggers over to the woman, he stands behind her for a few seconds before his brain kicks in and tells him to swing his hand in the direction of her 57 year old sagging ass)
*SLAP!!!*
(The woman turns around and sees him smirking at her as if he's done something good, but she's not impressed and quickly gives him a slap around his face, forcing him to spin around and.....)
*BURRRRRRGHHHHH*
(Taxi spews everywhere! The entire bar; including Copeland and McMirra, goes silent as he didn't just spew onto the furniture, he actually spewed onto one of the bouncers who had came across to see what the problem was!)
The fans battery ran out at this point but reports are suggesting that McMirra and Copeland stayed in the bar laughing and joking at Taxi's expense, who after this incident, was ejected from the bar, forcefully.
Stay tuned to wwa-online for more happenings from the superstars of the World Wrestling Alliance.
8th May 2008
Mal Somers vs Jamal Diggs on Meltdown!
As seen on Monday's Meltdown, a re-match has been set up between fierce rivals Mal Somers and Jamal Diggs.
Importantly, Mal Somers is allowed to pick the stipulation. However, instead of announcing it on Meltdown, he smiled and walked away from Jamal Diggs.
In breaking news, WWA Insider is pleased to announce that the stipulation has been decided for the 19th May edition of Meltdown. It will be a standard match, with the added stipulation of all members of the Damned being banned from ringside!
Will Mal be able to exact revenge on Diggs? Or does Diggs have a trick or two up his sleeve? Stay tuned to find out!
8th May 2008
Curtain Up
News out of the camp of the WWA World Heavyweight Champion indicates that preparations are complete for 'The One Man Show's One Man Show' and tickets are now on sale.
Tickets are available at all ticket master locations.
Be sure to get your piece of history early, because this is a one night only showing. Sunday night, May 18th, 8pm Central time.
The show will take place in Ballard's freshly completed theatre, which he has christened, the "Theatre of Champions". The TOC's completion marks the fulfilment of the first promise delivered by The One Man Show when he announced his plans to build his own city. He said the theatre would be first, and so it is.
Though the theatre is complete, the name and exact location of Ballard's city is as of yet unknown. We have been told that those who purchase tickets to the show will be the first to know all the details. Shuttles will run from all major North Dakota airports to take ticket holders to the show. In addition, there will be meeting points set up all along the highways for anyone driving in.
All necessary information will be included with your ticket purchase.